1. (Source: twitter.com)

  2. nivalingreenhow:

    when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires 

  3. caseyanthonyofficial:

    fuckyeahsexanddrugs:

    norwhals

    narwhals*

    Unicorn fish*

  4. superpunch2:

    Black Ghost sculpture in Klaipeda, Lithuania by S. Plotnikovas and S. Jurkus.

  5. trixiedelight:

    Madeline Kahn ad-libbed the short monologue about her hatred for Yvette the French maid. 

    Clue (1985)

    (Source: barbarastanwyck)

  6. kat-howard:

    dbvictoria:

    Shakespearean insults, with cats.

    7 more here.

    I did not realize how very perfect cats were at delivering Shakespeare’s insults until now.

  7. kateordie:

    bevsi:

    if-dementors-were-pink:

    can we just take a moment to imagine little cute nine-year-old hermione reading matilda

    and peering into this book about a smart, bookish girl who could move things with her mind

    and then can you imagine her concentrating very hard on the books on the bookshelf and slowly, slowly, getting them to move

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    Sometimes I get huffy about tumblr but then I see that 260,000 people got the same kind of chills I did reading this…

  8. ircnpatriot:

    as the next season of doctor who approaches its time for me to wrestle with the question

    does my faith in peter capaldi outweigh my distrust of steven moffat

  9. hismalfoy:

    I laugh so much at those homophobes who are into literature and classic stuff because like hey you’re into michelangelo? gAY. you like Virginia Woolf books? totally leSBO. you think oscar wilde is modernist and agree with his philosophies? gAY. you like the iliad? greek mythology? any era of history tbh? GAY GAY TRIPLE GAY. everything you love is covered in gay. all the great writers and musicians and artists you admire were queer as all hell hAH

  10. ismellapples:

    jaminthetardis:

    It bewilders me that they didn’t give the Hogwarts first years maps

    like

    have fun navigating an ancient castle full of shit that could literally kill you by yourselves suckers

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    THAT GIF I’M CRYING